Crossfit Jokes

CrossFit Jokes to Share with Your CrossFit Friends

Crossfit JokesIt’s no secret that CrossFit has taken the fitness world by storm the last few years, becoming one of the most popular workouts and gym chains around the world.

However, with its loose stance on proper form, over-the-top antics, and colorful personalities (both in doers of CrossFit and in CrossFit management), CrossFit has more than once found itself on the wrong end of a joke. Here are a few CrossFit jokes that poke fun at the popular fitness franchise.

22 CrossFit Jokes

  1. “CrossFit is sort of like the opposite of Fight Club. The first rule of CrossFit is that you always talk about CrossFit. And the second rule of CrossFit is that you always talk about CrossFit.”
  2. “What do physical therapists call CrossFit? Job security.”
  3. “Did you hear about the latest CrossFit pullup WOD? Not a single pullup was done that day.”
  4. “If someone is a vegan and does CrossFit, which one do they tell you about first?”
  5. “How do you know you had a good CrossFit WOD? You don’t end up in the emergency room.”
  6. “CrossFit – where you spend $200/month to do burpees in a warehouse.”
  7. “The CrossFit Games are like that show ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ It’s the competition where everything is made up and the form doesn’t matter.”
  8. “What did the CrossFitter name her baby? Kip.”
  9. “What do you call tattoos, board shorts, and knee-high socks? A CrossFit starter kit.”
  10. “CrossFit – where you do Olympic lifts with light weight to infinity for time.”
  11. “CrossFitters – your workout is their warmup, and your torn shoulder is their Wednesday afternoon.”
  12. “CrossFit – where the men look like men and so do the women.”
  13. “If a CrossFitter does a WOD, but doesn’t post it on Facebook, did it really happen?”
  14. “Did you hear about the CrossFitter that didn’t tell everyone about CrossFit? Neither did anyone else.”
  15. “CrossFit is what happens when you replace effectiveness and safety with injuries and danger.”
  16. “CrossFit has a VERY strict stance on maintaining proper form. It’s not necessary.”
  17. “Check out these CrossFit form fails…or as we like to call it, ‘this week’s gym highlights’.”
  18. “CrossFit programming is sort of like aliens. Some say it exists, but nobody’s ever really seen it.”
  19. “CrossFit dating – where you offer to show her your thruster if she’ll show you her snatch.”
  20. “CrossFit – if there’s a way to kip while making oatmeal, they’ll find it.”
  21. “CrossFitters are the only ones who will talk your ear off about why you should ‘go paleo bro’…while drinking a beer.”
  22. “CrossFit – teaching the best way to do bad pullups since 2000.”

Hopefully some of these CrossFit jokes gave you a chuckle. CrossFit as a whole seems to be pretty polarizing in that people either love it or hate it. That said, there’s no reason you can’t laugh at it light-heartedly, just like you might with bodybuilding, yoga, or any other popular form of exercise. Don’t take CrossFit jokes like these seriously, and let the humor brighten your day.

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